Anmerkung: Genie = Dschinni, also ein Flaschengeist.

 

  A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course,

  the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window

  of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

 

  The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have

  to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your

  lousy drive is going to cost us."

 

  So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.

  A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door

  they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place,

  and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the pieces

  of window glass.

 

  A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that

  broke my window?"

 

  "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.

 

  "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You

  see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand

  years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes.

  I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last

  one for myself."

 

  "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment

  and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of mylife."

 

  "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least can do.

  And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now you, young

  lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.

 

  "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every

  country in the world," she said.

 

  "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always

  be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"

 

  "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"

 

  "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with

  a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex

  with your wife."

 

  The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know

  we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"

 

  She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're

  right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what

  about you, honey?"

  You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same

  for you!"

 

  So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the

  rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.

  After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and

  looked directly into her eyes and asked, How old are you and your

  husband?"

 

  "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

 

  "No Kidding," he said.

  "Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"